Score: 0 for 3
Submitted: Comedy or Tragedy of Pimples
Saturday, October 28, 2017
Rejection Letter No. 6
Rejecter: Atticus Books
Submission: Summer (Poem)
I'm beginning to lose track.
Rejection No. 7,8,9 +but also Acceptance! No. 1, 2
I've already messed up counting because it's getting confusing. From now on I'll count when I can, give or take a few.
Rejections:
7. Seaweed
8. Beethoven
9. Bad Joke Etiquette
Acceptances:
1. Laughing for fear of silence
2. Beethoven
Rejections:
7. Seaweed
8. Beethoven
9. Bad Joke Etiquette
Acceptances:
1. Laughing for fear of silence
2. Beethoven
Jewelry Ideas I Still Need to Make/Photograph
the stragglers
1. Rock Candy Earring
2. Silver Braid Friendship bracelet with red silk thread
3. Grand Candy Ring (Pink and Blue)
Sh*t Kids Say
3 year old: Do you know about flowers?
5 year old: what do you like better, princesses or beds
what do you like better, flowers or cats, what do you like better windows or beds
5 year old: what do you like better, princesses or beds
what do you like better, flowers or cats, what do you like better windows or beds
6 year old: I just love calling you honey!
6 year old: was I pretty good today?
3 year old: I think (2 year old) is going to be our mom...I don't want (2 year old) to be our mom
I Love Chips and Dip
A thick hardy dip scooped up by an equally hardy corn or pita chip. Perfection.
Chips and Salsa
Chips and Guacamole
Chips and Hummus
Chips and Baba Ghanouj
Chips and French Onion Dip
Chips and Sour Cream Dip
Chips and Melted Cheese
Chips and Tzatziki
Chips and Spinach and Artichoke Dip
Just enough to feel like a treat.
Personal Jewelry Word Sketches
they're not original, they're not what I want to sell, but they're dainty little things that remind me of gum ball machines and cereal box prizes and being a Williamsburg to Big Sur transplant you know those ladies with straight brunette hair and striped shirts and a swipe of garnet-red lipstick and lots of houseplants.
1. Bezel Set Garnet Heart gold Ring
2. Bezel Set Diamond Heart gold Ring
3. Bezel Set Blue Tourmaline gold Ring
4 . Paraiba ring in melted gold ball on twisted silver band
5. opal ring in melted gold ball on twisted silver band
3. Rainbow Pave Ring with alternating gold beading
4. Crisp Gold Tag Bracelet
5. Crisp Gold Tag Necklace
6. Round Diamond Set in a melted ball of gold Ring
7. 6 prong Tiny Emerald Ring
8. Coin disc dangle Bracelet
9. Tiny Gold Ring Necklace on platinum chain
10. Tiny puffed heart in gold, platinum, or rose gold
11. Tiny puffed heart in platinum or rose gold paved with diamonds
12. Tiny gold ball station necklace
12. gold ball with chain looped around it bracelet
13. Horizon circle necklace in silver
14. Horizon circle necklace in gold
15. Horizon circle necklace in silver and gold
16. linked gold rings ring
17. completely round thin wire bangle
18. completely square bangle
19. six prong pink diamond ring
20. tiny gold box chain bracelet with a flat heart charm
21. tiny gold curb chain with a gold "seed" station
22. half wire bangle half chain bracelet
23. "baby love" word ring
24. gold flower bracelet
25. gold flower earrings
26. curved ring
27. heart star diamond raindrop moon charm bracelet
28. Gold "pearl" ring
2. Bezel Set Diamond Heart gold Ring
3. Bezel Set Blue Tourmaline gold Ring
4 . Paraiba ring in melted gold ball on twisted silver band
5. opal ring in melted gold ball on twisted silver band
3. Rainbow Pave Ring with alternating gold beading
4. Crisp Gold Tag Bracelet
5. Crisp Gold Tag Necklace
6. Round Diamond Set in a melted ball of gold Ring
7. 6 prong Tiny Emerald Ring
8. Coin disc dangle Bracelet
9. Tiny Gold Ring Necklace on platinum chain
10. Tiny puffed heart in gold, platinum, or rose gold
11. Tiny puffed heart in platinum or rose gold paved with diamonds
16. linked gold rings ring
19. six prong pink diamond ring
20. tiny gold box chain bracelet with a flat heart charm
21. tiny gold curb chain with a gold "seed" station
22. half wire bangle half chain bracelet
23. "baby love" word ring
24. gold flower bracelet
25. gold flower earrings
26. curved ring
27. heart star diamond raindrop moon charm bracelet
28. Gold "pearl" ring
Saturday, June 17, 2017
Shit Kids say
I'm being nice to you
Why did your mom give you the necklace
Because she likes me
Oh
Your mommy loves you and gives you cake
You're such a baby
Look I know how to do this it's a ballerina it's beautiful!
My name is chubby wubby one day I had a fast dad and slow down dad!
Why do we have to be careful with roses because they have eggs
Umm, I do not like chicken
My mom doesn't like chicken she just eats salad
You don't want to share?
You had so many
But I wanted more !
Ok after dinner
No now gimme it now ! Gimme it now ! Throw it up!
Mama has short nails short nails
This baby has a big butt
That is so funny that is really funny
Sent from my iPhone
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Dream Diary Post
I had another dream about going into space. Except this time without a rocket.
It was under the pretense of a field trip to a shoe store, it looked
like a Payless with tacky orange walls but was only one long hallway.
At the end of the hallway was a door, like those doors to the
stockroom except it was a door to space.
We paired up and when it was our turn suited up in astronaut suits and
jumped out
Sent from my iPhone
It was under the pretense of a field trip to a shoe store, it looked
like a Payless with tacky orange walls but was only one long hallway.
At the end of the hallway was a door, like those doors to the
stockroom except it was a door to space.
We paired up and when it was our turn suited up in astronaut suits and
jumped out
Sent from my iPhone
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