Shit Kids say

I'm being nice to you

Why did your mom give you the necklace

Because she likes me

Oh 

Your mommy loves you and gives you cake

 You're such a baby

Look I know how to do this it's a ballerina it's beautiful! 

My name is chubby wubby one day I had a fast dad and slow down dad!

Why do we have to be careful with roses because they have eggs

Umm, I do not like chicken 

My mom doesn't like chicken she just eats salad

You don't want to share? 

You had so many

But I wanted more ! 

Ok after dinner

No now gimme it now ! Gimme it now ! Throw it up!

Mama has short nails short nails 

This baby has a big butt

That is so funny that is really funny 

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Dream Diary Post

I had another dream about going into space. Except this time without a rocket.

It was under the pretense of a field trip to a shoe store, it looked
like a Payless with tacky orange walls but was only one long hallway.
At the end of the hallway was a door, like those doors to the
stockroom except it was a door to space.

We paired up and when it was our turn suited up in astronaut suits and
jumped out

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