Saturday, May 3, 2014

Faux-girl power pet peeve

There's that recurring trope in romantic comedies where the main female protagonist is jealous of her male love interest's new hot close lady colleague but at the end it's revealed that said hot lady is a lesbian, or even better, a lesbian in love with the protagonist.  I hate that.  It's like the only way to remove girl on girl competition is to replace it with lesbianism.

Like that episode of family guy where Meg proclaims that she is a lesbian just to feel some affection from another human being, and Lois calls her out on it.

Or to bond over hating the same guy they both have a crush on (see: hos over bros) 

Friday, April 18, 2014

Maybe she's born with it

What if talent is a limited pool a first come first serve dip 
I sure hope not because I am so thirsty but slow



Growing

I finally don't want to be friends with everyone, I don't have the urge to understand everyone.  Assholes are just assholes sometimes, unworthy of love. Lol.  Anyways I now know that I at least have enough of a backbone to abandon people that don't respect me.

Side note, grammar has been escaping me lately.  How about I just throw out words and you assemble  them into sentences yourself? Know now at least I 

Day 69

Are some of us meant to shine and the rest of us meant to remain unpolished? Or are the fates determined in high school false figments of the past 

All I know is some of the teachers I admired in middle and high school wrote rather generic things in my yearbook, reserving their curls of wisdom for the more perfect. 

Monday, April 7, 2014

Day 68

I love to eat but the best days I've ever had are the ones where I forget to

Talent always wins, but beauty and talent wins faster

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Sunday, April 6, 2014

Day 67

A regular ritual when I go to taiwan is that my grandma will ask me about all the things I want to eat in Taiwan and we'd anxiously tick them off my invisible checklist.  But once I've gorged myself on East Asian food, I'd guiltily suddenly crave (white) American food.  Dirty greasy American food.  Usually halfway through the trip.  But I'm in Taiwan! With the best food ever, and for cheap! What kind of stupid whitewashed Asian am I ?

French fries 
Pepperoni pizza
Cacio e pepe
Cheeseburgers 
Brownies 

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Day 63

Emails are the stupidest form of marketing ever who actually reads the onslaught of emails everyday who likes receiving loads of emails everyday if I wanted to buy something from ebay jcrew groupon Pinterest I would just go to the site when I want to