Rejection No. 7,8,9 +but also Acceptance! No. 1, 2

I've already messed up counting because it's getting confusing.  From now on I'll count when I can, give or take a few.

Rejections:
7. Seaweed
8. Beethoven
9. Bad Joke Etiquette
Acceptances:
1. Laughing for fear of silence
2. Beethoven

Jewelry Ideas I Still Need to Make/Photograph

the stragglers

1. Rock Candy Earring

2. Silver Braid Friendship bracelet with red silk thread

3. Grand Candy Ring (Pink and Blue)

Sh*t Kids Say

3 year old: Do you know about flowers?
5 year old: what do you like better, princesses or beds
what do you like better, flowers or cats, what do you like better windows or beds

6 year old: I just love calling you honey!

6 year old: was I pretty good today?

3 year old: I think (2 year old) is going to be our mom...I don't want (2 year old) to be our mom

I Love Chips and Dip

A thick hardy dip scooped up by an equally hardy corn or pita chip. Perfection.

Chips and Salsa

Chips and Guacamole

Chips and Hummus

Chips and Baba Ghanouj

Chips and French Onion Dip

Chips and Sour Cream Dip

Chips and Melted Cheese

Chips and Tzatziki

Chips and Spinach and Artichoke Dip

Just enough to feel like a treat.

Personal Jewelry Word Sketches

they're not original, they're not what I want to sell, but they're dainty little things that remind me of gum ball machines and cereal box prizes and being a Williamsburg to Big Sur transplant you know those ladies with straight brunette hair and striped shirts and a swipe of garnet-red lipstick and lots of houseplants.

1. Bezel Set Garnet Heart gold Ring
2. Bezel Set Diamond Heart gold Ring
3. Bezel Set Blue Tourmaline gold Ring
4 . Paraiba ring in melted gold ball on twisted silver band
5. opal ring in melted gold ball on twisted silver band
3.  Rainbow Pave Ring with alternating gold beading
4. Crisp Gold Tag Bracelet
5. Crisp Gold Tag Necklace
6.  Round Diamond Set in a melted ball of gold Ring
7. 6 prong Tiny Emerald Ring
8. Coin disc dangle Bracelet
9. Tiny Gold Ring Necklace on platinum chain
10. Tiny puffed heart in gold, platinum, or rose gold
11. Tiny puffed heart in platinum or rose gold paved with diamonds
12.  Tiny gold ball station necklace
12. gold ball with chain looped around it bracelet
13. Horizon circle necklace in silver
14. Horizon circle necklace in gold
15. Horizon circle necklace in silver and gold
16. linked gold rings ring
17. completely round thin wire bangle
18. completely square bangle
19. six prong pink diamond ring
20. tiny gold box chain bracelet with a flat heart charm
21. tiny gold curb chain with a gold "seed" station
22. half wire bangle half chain bracelet
23. "baby love" word ring
24. gold flower bracelet
25. gold flower earrings
26. curved ring
27. heart star diamond raindrop moon charm bracelet
28. Gold "pearl" ring

Shit Kids say

I'm being nice to you

Why did your mom give you the necklace

Because she likes me

Oh 

Your mommy loves you and gives you cake

 You're such a baby

Look I know how to do this it's a ballerina it's beautiful! 

My name is chubby wubby one day I had a fast dad and slow down dad!

Why do we have to be careful with roses because they have eggs

Umm, I do not like chicken 

My mom doesn't like chicken she just eats salad

You don't want to share? 

You had so many

But I wanted more ! 

Ok after dinner

No now gimme it now ! Gimme it now ! Throw it up!

Mama has short nails short nails 

This baby has a big butt

That is so funny that is really funny 

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Dream Diary Post

I had another dream about going into space. Except this time without a rocket.

It was under the pretense of a field trip to a shoe store, it looked
like a Payless with tacky orange walls but was only one long hallway.
At the end of the hallway was a door, like those doors to the
stockroom except it was a door to space.

We paired up and when it was our turn suited up in astronaut suits and
jumped out

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