half finished thoughts that are either a little too real or feel awkwardly pretentious and maudlin or aren't coherent in a 140 character setting:
1. Hipster girls and their gay boyfriends
2. 95% of the time people respond to your sarcasm earnestly it means they're really gullible but also that they think you're really stupid.
3. Those annoying instances when you run into someone on a day you don't normally run into them the day before you normally run into them and now you have to wear different clothes tomorrow
4. I feel like we could achieve world peace if everyone became a nudist. How are you supposed to incide terror if you dont have a pocket to put your grenade in.
5. How to resist the temptation of eating a hot dog inadvertently catch yourself in the reverse camera function of your iPhone
6. A punk without The Man (to rebel against) is just a hobo
7. I thought my mood chooses the music but really the music chooses my mood
8. I admire people who genuinely like raisins and granola bars and hard pretzels and celery sticks-really, you wouldn't prefer cheese fries?
9. How to make sure people will never, ever read your blog: keep commenting on everyone else's blog and always paste the url to your blog underneath your comment
10. Hell hath no fury like when a woman's texts are ignored but I see you post a new facebook status you asshole
Friday, May 31, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Random Thoughts
Wow I had a million post ideas and now I've forgotten them all.
Random thoughts:
1. I love eavesdropping on strangers in the elevator, at a restaurant, outside a classroom and trying to guess whether they are good friends or acquaintances trying to make small talk, and whether both parties are into the conversation or not.
2. movies that I've watched that I sometimes wonder how many people my age have watched them
--Copycat
--Jackal
--Hilary and Jackie
--Species II
--The Deep end of the ocean
--The Edge
--Young Catherine
and movies I think I'll never find again because they weren't that good.
There was that movie where a daughter is really excited and preparing for some sort of party and then an intruder comes in and starts rudely upending everything while she's screaming until he drops some glass/ice sculpture over her.
There was this Chinese movie with a man and two women and from my memory he was nice to one
and mean to the other, so mean that he threw her down the stairs and then dumped her in the tub and seemed to make a soup out of her but that might be my imagination
There was this other Chinese movie where this old senile grandpa would make a sandwich out of two slices of bread and what looked like a thick slab of cream cheese/ tofu. One day he was really losing it and he used a thick slab of bar soap instead.
Random thoughts:
1. I love eavesdropping on strangers in the elevator, at a restaurant, outside a classroom and trying to guess whether they are good friends or acquaintances trying to make small talk, and whether both parties are into the conversation or not.
2. movies that I've watched that I sometimes wonder how many people my age have watched them
--Copycat
--Jackal
--Hilary and Jackie
--Species II
--The Deep end of the ocean
--The Edge
--Young Catherine
and movies I think I'll never find again because they weren't that good.
There was that movie where a daughter is really excited and preparing for some sort of party and then an intruder comes in and starts rudely upending everything while she's screaming until he drops some glass/ice sculpture over her.
There was this Chinese movie with a man and two women and from my memory he was nice to one
and mean to the other, so mean that he threw her down the stairs and then dumped her in the tub and seemed to make a soup out of her but that might be my imagination
There was this other Chinese movie where this old senile grandpa would make a sandwich out of two slices of bread and what looked like a thick slab of cream cheese/ tofu. One day he was really losing it and he used a thick slab of bar soap instead.
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