half finished thoughts that are either a little too real or feel awkwardly pretentious and maudlin or aren't coherent in a 140 character setting:
1. Hipster girls and their gay boyfriends
2. 95% of the time people respond to your sarcasm earnestly it means they're really gullible but also that they think you're really stupid.
3. Those annoying instances when you run into someone on a day you don't normally run into them the day before you normally run into them and now you have to wear different clothes tomorrow
4. I feel like we could achieve world peace if everyone became a nudist. How are you supposed to incide terror if you dont have a pocket to put your grenade in.
5. How to resist the temptation of eating a hot dog inadvertently catch yourself in the reverse camera function of your iPhone
6. A punk without The Man (to rebel against) is just a hobo
7. I thought my mood chooses the music but really the music chooses my mood
8. I admire people who genuinely like raisins and granola bars and hard pretzels and celery sticks-really, you wouldn't prefer cheese fries?
9. How to make sure people will never, ever read your blog: keep commenting on everyone else's blog and always paste the url to your blog underneath your comment
10. Hell hath no fury like when a woman's texts are ignored but I see you post a new facebook status you asshole
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