That awkward moment when someone says oh you'll love my friend so andso he/she's really nice...

...and you realize

Um, no dude, he/she's nice to YOU because you're 

--a guy (so she flirting with you or he take your opinions seriously)

--gay (so you probably can talk about Real Housewives with her and there's no awkward friend-zoning tension)

--white (so she/he knows they gotta take you seriously or you gonna call the manager)

--blonde (so she look good next to you in Facebook pics and he think you have more fun)

--pretty (so she look good next to you in Facebook pics and he think you're hot)

--a really important person with a crazy high Klout score (social climbing ftw)