I either end up turning off the noisy treadmill and sitting my ass on said treadmill in order to enjoy my favorite programs properly, or I end up loathing aforementioned programs, as 30 minutes feels excruciatingly long when jiggling around doing whatever strenuous activity. Like walking. It's a lose-lose situation. Or maybe it's a lose-win situation if I end up exercising anyways? I dunno. I'll have to ask Michael Scott.
BUT watching TV and eating salt and vinegar chips on the other hand, these two activities work SEAMLESSLY together. It's a match made in heaven. God wants me to be a fat, salty, vinagar-y lard.
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